I’m real as the streets.
whenever i get xrays i close my eyes because obviously the thin film we call the eyelid is impervious to the evil forces of radiation.
confessions of a schindlerjuden
In the Spirit of Passover
I’m going to share a little anecdote with you.
When I was in third grade there was a girl in my class with two moms and a boy in my class with two dads and i secretly devoted my entire third grade year toward matching them up so they’d both have a mom and a dad.
just made an egg white omelet with chives this is what being the 1% is all about
god gave us knees so our hands could be free while we’re driving